Unknown Stuntman – Ein Colt für alle Fälle (Colt Seavers)

Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell…
Lee Majors aka Colt Seavers fährt wieder!

Durch die aktuelle Werbung des Honda CR-V und die im Hintergrund laufende Musik, bin ich quasi gezwungen, den Liedtext hier abzutippen – also Ausdrucken und neben den Fernseher legen! Ein Colt für alle Fälle heisst im Original übrigens „Fall Guy“, wenn ich richtig recherchiert habe (hmm, ob daher auch „Fall Out Boy“ bei den Simpsons kommt?).

Well I’m not the kind to kiss and tell, but I’ve been seen with Farah.
I’ve never been with anything less than a nine – so fine.
I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo
but somehow they just don’t end up as mine.

It’s a death-defying life I lead, I take my chances.
I die for a livin‘ in the movies and TV
but the hardest thing I ever do, is watch my leadin‘ ladies
kiss some other guy, while I’m bandagin‘ my knees.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car
‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman, that made Redford such a star.

I’ve never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It’s true I hire my body out for pay – hey, hey.
I’ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch
but when I end up in the hay it’s only hay – hey, hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine
‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood lookes so fine.

They’ll never make me president, but I’ve got the best first ladies.
Some days I’ve got’em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl
but in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building, so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon, so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker’s kissin‘ my girl, I’m just kissin‘ dirt
yes I’m the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt.